May 2013
85 posts
For the Supernaturalists who like being prepared:
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus.
Spiritus, omnis satanica potetas.
Omnis incursio infernalis adversii.
Omnis congregatio.
Et secta diabolica.
Ergo, draco maledicte.
Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire.
Te rogamus. Adinos
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
Me: *making coffee*
Dad: *walking in* What are you doing?
Me: Sacrificing a virgin to the Great Lord Satan.
candidcatharsis:
it’s a bird
it’s a plane
it’s
the entire fucking population of heaven
askinnyblackman:
wait a minute
no one even knows what pterodactyls sounded like
they could have spoken spanish for all we know
Can you imagine if Google went down?
Sure, some people would just switch to Bing but that’s like your friend who’s always been reliable and ready at a moment’s notice getting drunk off his ass
There’s only one real ship in Supernatural and it’s Dean/Pie and its quite possibly the most tragic ship because it will never ever happen
I have five papers due tomorrow.
A two-page paper for History 4C.
A “cross cultural mapping” project for WRIT109HU. Two parts:
A creative portion that calls for a “cultural mapping” of some place in New Orleans. I’m thinking short story, maybe 10-15 pages.
A 4-5 page paper discussing “what kind of histories my cultural mapping examines, why I chose the place, why I chose to present it in the format I...
I'm getting off of tumblr. I GOT A PAPER TO WRITE!...
mistressofslytherin:
LET’S DO THIS!
I was thinking about Crowley's '666' number
inthemysteryofyou:
nocasdatsgay:
and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible.
Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network
then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.
I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood
Sam has demon blood.
Conclusion: Sam gets his wifi from...
I don’t even care about closing the gates of Hell I just want Dean to get his fucking pie
tetheredtay:
I can never look at my biology textbook without laughing because of this fuckin praying mantis
he’s like SUP BITCHES LET’S DO SOME SCIENCE
