Empty ranting from an overfull heart

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i want this card! hahaha

The card? What about the fact that “goat shaking” is mentioned in this card?

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I do believe this is a red-tail.

A bird composed entirely of awesome.

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fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

The ancient Spartans never built walls around their cities because they believed defensive walls were effeminate. For them, the strength of Spartan men was sufficient to repel any attackers. They were right, for the most part.

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What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)

“You read 371 words per minute. That makes you 48% faster than the national average.”

You read 445 words per minute.
That makes you 78% faster than the national average

You read 444 words per minute. That makes you 78% faster than the national average.

You read 237 words per minute.

That makes you 5% slower than the national average.

Oh god, I’m about the same speed as a 7th/8th grader….. /sobs

You read 419 words per minute.

That makes you 68% faster than the national average.

k

You read 600 words per minute.
That makes you 140% faster than the national average.

o ok

You read 380 words per minute.
That makes you 52% faster than the national average.

ah i thought i had gotten slower

You read 709 words per minute.
That makes you 184% faster than the national average.

I’m not surprised.

HOLY CRAP FRANCES.

Though I guess I’m not surprised about that, either.

Mine:

You read 455 words per minute.
That makes you 82% faster than the national average.

You read 1,000 words per minute.
That makes you 300% faster than the national average.

oop

You read 559 words per minute.
That makes you 124% faster than the national average.

awwww yeaaa

You read 519 words per minute.
That makes you 108% faster than the national average.

I feel proud c:

You read 389 words per minute.
That makes you 56% faster than the national average.

:( Below average college student. Not even near high scoring college student status. Okay.

You read 545 words per minute.That makes you 118% faster than the national average.

You read 218 words per minute. That makes you 13% slower than the national average. Ngk. It takes me forever to read things. 

You read 438 words per minute.
That makes you 75% faster than the national average.

Huh. Didn’t think I was that fast.

You read 426 words per minute.
That makes you 70% faster than the national average.

To justify my lack of speed, I really haven’t read anything at all in the past couple of months, and when I read, I try to imagine what’s going on. Otherwise, my add brain will just scan over the words and not register anything. :\

596 words per minute, which is 138% faster than the national average. Thank you AP English!

You read 727 words per minute.
That makes you 191% faster than the national average.

You read 817 words per minute.
That makes you 227% faster than the national average.

Fuck yeah, still got it.